Sam Is Sad
Sam Never Got To Shave For $1
So He Had To Keep That Beard
He saw the video of that guy who said his razors were @$!%^ awesome.
He heard that same individual say he could shave for $1 per month..
But when he went to buy them it actually cost him $3 per month after shipping**.
He wanted to shave his beard. But $3 was just too much.
And Now………. Sam is Sad.
Because he is too broke to shave that beard.
You could say, he was forced into “face foliage.”
The Razors Might Be OK.
But They Were Not $1!
Others Are Also Sad.
And They Also
Michael - San Diego
"What happened?! That guy said this razor was going to @#$^()& awesome. He also said it would cost me only $1 per month. It costed me $3 with shipping, and that is too much. Now I have to keep this beard. My girl hates this beard.
And She Is Leaving me!"
Dave - Atlanta Georgia
"They said I could shave for only $1 per month. But I couldn't. After shipping it cost me $3 per month. That is 300% more than I was promised! I can't afford that.
I'll Never Get Rid Of This Beard Now!"
Not Real Testimonials. We made them up. But we bet we are probably not far off.
THIS DEAL IS LIMITED TO THE FIRST 500 CUSTOMERS!
* What do we mean by saying we have a $1 Per Month Safety Razor Deal? You are making a one time $12 purchase. Shipping is free. Our $12 number does not include any applicable taxes. You are getting a one year supply of safety razor blades and a safety razor. Therefore you are paying $12 for one year of shaving. $12 divided by 12 months = $1 per month. You are not paying $1 per month. We do not have any monthly fees.
** It used to be that the Dollar Shave Club sold it’s “Humble Twin” for $1 and then shipping was $2. Total customer cost to get the blades to their home was $3. Today it is $4 with free shipping.
This information was obtained directly using the chat function to ask a customer service rep at the Dollar Shave Club. Additional verification can be found at the link below.